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The Philosophy of Ambiguity and Idiosyncrasies of the English Language
Posted On 11/04/2010 08:33:32 by Dave
  • One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
  • Atheism is a non-prophet organisation
  • If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
  • I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman 'where's the self-help section?' she said it would defeat the purpose if she told me
  • If a deaf child signs swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
  • Is there another word for synonym?
  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
  • Why do they lock garage toilets? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
  • If a turtle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
  • One nice thing about egotists; they don't talk about other people
  • Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
  • Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  • How is it possible to have a civil war?
  • If one synchronised swimmer drowns do the rest drown too?
  • If you try to fail and succeeded, which have you done?
  • Why haemorrhoids? and not assteroids?
  • Why is there an expiry date on sour cream?
  • Can an atheist get insurance for Acts of God?

Food for thought??

Tags: English Language Idiosyncrasies Philosophy Ambiguity



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