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	<title>Cotswolds Connect ::  Dave :: Blogs</title> 
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		<title><![CDATA[The Philosophy of Ambiguity and Idiosyncrasies of the English Language]]></title>
		<link>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_49</link>
		<description><![CDATA[One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor Atheism is a non-prophet  organisation If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have  monkeys and apes? I went to a bookstore and asked the ]]></description>
		<guid>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_49</guid>		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 08:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Letter to the bank]]></title>
		<link>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_44</link>
		<description><![CDATA[A SENIOR MOMENT:  I HOPE I HAVE THEM LIKE THIS!A 98 year old woman in the UK wrote this to her bank...Dear Sir,I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavouredto pay my plumbe]]></description>
		<guid>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_44</guid>		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Political Update]]></title>
		<link>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_36</link>
		<description><![CDATA[I want a floating duck house  I want to clear my moat  I need to mend my tennis court  That&#8217;s why I need your vote.     I have to build a portico  My swimming pool needs mending  My lovely plant]]></description>
		<guid>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_36</guid>		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:47:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Only in America]]></title>
		<link>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_35</link>
		<description><![CDATA[  BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE,  AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY.   This took place in Charlotte , North Carolina      A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive   cigars, then in]]></description>
		<guid>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_35</guid>		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 09:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sayings]]></title>
		<link>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_31</link>
		<description><![CDATA[I  dialed a number and got the following recording:"I  am not available right now, butThank  you for caring enough to call. I  am making some changes in my life. Please  leave a message after the Beep]]></description>
		<guid>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_31</guid>		<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 17:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The wisdom of Dave the cable guy]]></title>
		<link>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_29</link>
		<description><![CDATA[1. A day without sunshine is like night.2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.5. ]]></description>
		<guid>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_29</guid>		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 16:23:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[CDC Medical Alert]]></title>
		<link>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_28</link>
		<description><![CDATA[The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Week]]></description>
		<guid>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_28</guid>		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 16:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A $50 lesson]]></title>
		<link>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_24</link>
		<description><![CDATA[I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.  She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked]]></description>
		<guid>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_24</guid>		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 10:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[New Government Training Courses Initiative!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_23</link>
		<description><![CDATA[The  following new courses are now available, book early to avoid  disappointment: TRAINING  COURSESPersonal  Development CoursesD110 Creative SufferingD120 Overcoming  Peace of MindD130 Ego Gratifica]]></description>
		<guid>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_23</guid>		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Credit Crunch]]></title>
		<link>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_22</link>
		<description><![CDATA[What's the capital of Iceland ? About &#163;3.50 How do you define optimism? A banker who irons five shirts on a SundayWhy have estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning? Because ]]></description>
		<guid>http://www.cotswoldsconnect.com/blog/view/id_22</guid>		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 20:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
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